Talk:Federal Gunship/@comment-73.76.27.83-20160308015749
I'm a Python pilot and GOD DAMN I hate these fucking things.
I'll be trying to bounty hunt in a haz res and there will be like nothing to shoot at. Like nothing. Ok maybe a mostly harmless Eagle with like a 130cr bounty but other than that, nothing. Then, one of these fuckers shows up on radar.
Seeing that I have absolutely nothing to else shoot at, I groan, wait for him to scan me and then carefully position myself right behind him where he can't turn around and start shooting at me easily. Keep in mind that I have class B thrusters on my Python so this fat turd of a ship should be easy to out-maneuver, right? WRONG.
So I start shooting everything at him from behind. Within a grand total of 1.3 nanoseconds, this son of a bitch has thruster-boosted, spun around like some kind of fucking ninja and then magically insta-stopped so that he's facing me while I'm still shooting at him. Not even fucking Vultures can do that shit.
My Python's shields are at least 600MJ. Approximately 2.2 fuckoseconds later (a fuckto-second is one one zillionth of a nanosecond), my shields are about to go down. I use a SCB. 2.2 fucktoseconds later I have to use another. Then another. Then another. Now I have to turn my other SCB on so I can spam that until empty.
Once you take down the shields on one of these fucking pieces of space shit, he should die pretty quickly, right? Especially if you target the Power Plant.
Well, no. Not really. These stupid space turds from hell have the strongest, most hardcore armor in the universe. Even if you have two full SCBs after this thing's shields are down, you will still lose your shields and take hull damage before it dies unless you get lucky and he slams into an ateroid or something.
Don't try to outrun these things either. See how is says they have a top speed of 283m/s? Thats a load of horse shit. More like 583m/s. I can't outrun one of these in my Python which is a pretty fast ship. So it's not just a space turd, It's a rocket space turd.
Stay away from the Federal Rocket Space Turd From Hell. They. Fucking. Suck.
You know what the only thing worse than encountering one of these vial space turds is? Finding THREE OF THEM. IN A WING. Then, you're really fucking dead. You're like the deadest guy ever if that happens.
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