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*The [[Interstellar Health Organisation]] has validated the [[Kumo Crew]]'s claim that onionhead gamma strain, also known as 'helix', has medicinal properties. Dr [[Nisha Devi]], one of the IHO's senior researchers, told the media: "We have analysed user data in the independent systems where onionhead gamma strain is on sale. Unexpectedly, the initial marketing claims that 'helix' can be used for medicinal purposes have been authenticated. A significant percentage of customers are believed to be using the drug for healthcare reasons rather than recreational use. Reports show that it is a successful treatment for many psychological disorders, bringing faster results than conventional neuroleptics. It may also provide effective symptomatic relief for patients with musculoskeletal conditions. Several research facilities are now running clinical trials on the viability of using onionhead gamma strain in medical practice. The IHO is monitoring these studies and will publish the results." [[Vandermeer Corporation]], the largest pharmaceutical company in the [[Federation]], published a statement from its head of marketing [[Ronan Roscoe]]: "These conclusions are biased and informed by inaccurate data. We maintain that all forms of onionhead are dangerous narcotics with long-term detriments to health. Vandermeer's antipsychotic treatments are effective without the side effects of mild psychedelic experiences."<ref name="Benefits Verified" /> | *The [[Interstellar Health Organisation]] has validated the [[Kumo Crew]]'s claim that onionhead gamma strain, also known as 'helix', has medicinal properties. Dr [[Nisha Devi]], one of the IHO's senior researchers, told the media: "We have analysed user data in the independent systems where onionhead gamma strain is on sale. Unexpectedly, the initial marketing claims that 'helix' can be used for medicinal purposes have been authenticated. A significant percentage of customers are believed to be using the drug for healthcare reasons rather than recreational use. Reports show that it is a successful treatment for many psychological disorders, bringing faster results than conventional neuroleptics. It may also provide effective symptomatic relief for patients with musculoskeletal conditions. Several research facilities are now running clinical trials on the viability of using onionhead gamma strain in medical practice. The IHO is monitoring these studies and will publish the results." [[Vandermeer Corporation]], the largest pharmaceutical company in the [[Federation]], published a statement from its head of marketing [[Ronan Roscoe]]: "These conclusions are biased and informed by inaccurate data. We maintain that all forms of onionhead are dangerous narcotics with long-term detriments to health. Vandermeer's antipsychotic treatments are effective without the side effects of mild psychedelic experiences."<ref name="Benefits Verified" /> | ||
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*The introduction of onionhead gamma strain by the [[Kumo Crew]] has reignited long-running arguments around the popular psychedelic drug. An interview with [[Zander Lachance]], spokesperson for the [[Coalition for Legalisation]], was published by [[Vox Galactica]]: "I have yet to see evidence that onionhead is more harmful than common recreational substances. Open-minded people in [[independent]] systems are now discovering this for themselves." In response, other [[News Feed|newsfeeds]] featured a range of opinions.<br/>[[Eye on Achenar]]: "Foppish rogues of the [[Federation]] such as [[Zachary Rackham]] and Sir Randolph Plaskett may feel comfortable wooing trade tycoons with the outlawed weed, but legalising low-cost [[onionhead]] would risk the whole [[Empire]] collapsing into a stupor!"<br/>The [[Pegasi Sentinel]]: "The popularity of 'helix' is steadily growing, and the revenue it generates will undoubtedly benefit those fortunate to live within [[Archon Delaine]]'s dominion."<br/>[[Sol Today]]: "Imperial hedonists such as [[Simone Leatrix|Senator Leatrix]] and Duchess Rouncival may offer such illicit treats at their decadent parties, but bombarding the masses with this cheap narcotic will have the entire Federation chasing unicorns!"<br/>[[The Sovereign]]: "Tourists from many independent worlds are booking holidays to the Alici, Baraswar, Kishpakho, [[Nastrond]] and Nocori systems, where the gamma strain of onionhead is legal. There is no shortage of [[Alliance]] citizens following suit, which may pressure the [[Alliance Assembly|Assembly]] to formally legislate one way or the other."<ref name="Legality Debate" /> | *The introduction of onionhead gamma strain by the [[Kumo Crew]] has reignited long-running arguments around the popular psychedelic drug. An interview with [[Zander Lachance]], spokesperson for the [[Coalition for Legalisation]], was published by [[Vox Galactica]]: "I have yet to see evidence that onionhead is more harmful than common recreational substances. Open-minded people in [[independent]] systems are now discovering this for themselves." In response, other [[News Feed|newsfeeds]] featured a range of opinions.<br/>[[Eye on Achenar]]: "Foppish rogues of the [[Federation]] such as [[Zachary Rackham]] and Sir Randolph Plaskett may feel comfortable wooing trade tycoons with the outlawed weed, but legalising low-cost [[onionhead]] would risk the whole [[Empire]] collapsing into a stupor!"<br/>The [[Pegasi Sentinel]]: "The popularity of 'helix' is steadily growing, and the revenue it generates will undoubtedly benefit those fortunate to live within [[Archon Delaine]]'s dominion."<br/>[[Sol Today]]: "Imperial hedonists such as [[Simone Leatrix|Senator Leatrix]] and Duchess [[Rouncival]] may offer such illicit treats at their decadent parties, but bombarding the masses with this cheap narcotic will have the entire Federation chasing unicorns!"<br/>[[The Sovereign]]: "Tourists from many independent worlds are booking holidays to the Alici, Baraswar, Kishpakho, [[Nastrond]] and Nocori systems, where the gamma strain of onionhead is legal. There is no shortage of [[Alliance]] citizens following suit, which may pressure the [[Alliance Assembly|Assembly]] to formally legislate one way or the other."<ref name="Legality Debate" /> | ||
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*The [[Alliance]], [[Empire]] and [[Federation]] have clarified their official positions regarding the emergence of onionhead gamma strain. All variants of the popular psychedelic drug remain illegal within Federal space. [[Ambassador]] [[Jasmina Halsey]], who was [[President of the Federation|president]] in 3300 when the ruling was made, announced: "I am pleased that my decision to outlaw [[onionhead]] stands. I still maintain that it leads to experimentation with more dangerous narcotics, and we must steer our youth away from that path." The Empire has also declared onionhead illegal, despite rumours that it is imported by the wealthiest citizens for private use. Princess [[Aisling Duval]] told the media: "It was insulting enough that [[Archon Delaine|Delaine]] was allowed into the [[Galactic Summit]], but now he's peddling filthy drugs and pretending it's medicine! I only pray that nobody loses a loved one to such poison, as I have." The Alliance has not made a broad ruling regarding onionhead, which is illegal in the majority of member systems but available in those classified as having anarchy governments. However, [[Alliance Prime Minister|Deputy Prime Minister]] [[Angela Corcoran]] addressed the issue: "As with most trade, we defer to the legislation of local authorities. But we are in contact with the [[Interstellar Health Organisation|IHO]] and are keeping a close eye on the situation." Onionhead gamma strain remains on sale in selected systems governed by industrial anarchy factions.<ref name="Superpowers Onionhead" /> | *The [[Alliance]], [[Empire]] and [[Federation]] have clarified their official positions regarding the emergence of onionhead gamma strain. All variants of the popular psychedelic drug remain illegal within Federal space. [[Ambassador]] [[Jasmina Halsey]], who was [[President of the Federation|president]] in 3300 when the ruling was made, announced: "I am pleased that my decision to outlaw [[onionhead]] stands. I still maintain that it leads to experimentation with more dangerous narcotics, and we must steer our youth away from that path." The Empire has also declared onionhead illegal, despite rumours that it is imported by the wealthiest citizens for private use. Princess [[Aisling Duval]] told the media: "It was insulting enough that [[Archon Delaine|Delaine]] was allowed into the [[Galactic Summit]], but now he's peddling filthy drugs and pretending it's medicine! I only pray that nobody loses a loved one to such poison, as I have." The Alliance has not made a broad ruling regarding onionhead, which is illegal in the majority of member systems but available in those classified as having anarchy governments. However, [[Alliance Prime Minister|Deputy Prime Minister]] [[Angela Corcoran]] addressed the issue: "As with most trade, we defer to the legislation of local authorities. But we are in contact with the [[Interstellar Health Organisation|IHO]] and are keeping a close eye on the situation." Onionhead gamma strain remains on sale in selected systems governed by industrial anarchy factions.<ref name="Superpowers Onionhead" /> | ||