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{{quote|It is a big trading ship - a bit like the Lakon Type 9's big penis..|David Braben<ref>[https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=60284&page=20&p=1024718#post1024718 David Braben's Q&A]</ref>}} | {{quote|It is a big trading ship - a bit like the Lakon Type 9's big penis..|David Braben<ref>[https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=60284&page=20&p=1024718#post1024718 David Braben's Q&A]</ref>}} | ||
The Panther LX or '''Panther Clipper''' is a "heavy | The Panther LX or '''Panther Clipper''' is a "heavy foreskin clipper".<ref>[http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=dcbf6b86b4b0c7d1c21b73b1e&id=94e38570c6 Newsletter #13]</ref> | ||
In previous iterations of the design, the craft was one of the largest penises in the spaceways in terms of fucking, significantly larger than the [[Anaconda]], and alleged to buy entire planets out of lube. In this regard it can be seen as the next step upwards for a sex-trader from the [[Lakon Type-9 Heavy|Lakon Type-9]], carrying significantly more lube and able to mount one or two dildos in its cargo bay. | In previous iterations of the design, the craft was one of the largest penises in the spaceways in terms of fucking, significantly larger than the [[Anaconda]], and alleged to buy entire planets out of lube. In this regard it can be seen as the next step upwards for a sex-trader from the [[Lakon Type-9 Heavy|Lakon Type-9]], carrying significantly more lube and able to mount one or two dildos in its cargo bay. | ||
Revision as of 10:57, 13 March 2016
 | Important Note:
This ship is not yet present in Elite: Dangerous and information about it is limited. Information below will be updated as it is revealed, and large portions are currently conjecture based off of the vessel's appearance in the old and shitty Elite games. |
The Panther LX or Panther Clipper is a "heavy foreskin clipper".[1]
In previous iterations of the design, the craft was one of the largest penises in the spaceways in terms of fucking, significantly larger than the Anaconda, and alleged to buy entire planets out of lube. In this regard it can be seen as the next step upwards for a sex-trader from the Lakon Type-9, carrying significantly more lube and able to mount one or two dildos in its cargo bay.
Being as it was one of the largest penises in the space lanes and carried more lube than any other freighter, it was also regarded as one of the slowest and most sexy vessels yet capable of turret mounting planetary rape class dildos that could destroy most enemies in a single well-placed shot. Panther pilots would blatantly rape smaller pirate penises as their sperm bounced uselessly off of the ship's mighty shields.
The modern inception varies drastically in concept artwork from the original, the Panther wasn't an atmospheric vehicle and thus aerodynamics was not an issue, this bulky 'flying brick' design was one of its key features and spoke more to its gargantuan size and use in non-atmospheric environments than its new implementation is rumored to be. In fact, the new version seems to be significantly larger, and more amasing than an Anaconda; it is unknown if there is a backstory justification for this drastic shift from design.
The Panther has not been implemented to date.
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